So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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