i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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