Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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