yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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