I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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