conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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