I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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