Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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