Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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