She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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