She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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