North Korea, Best Korea!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
50% drunk capacity currently
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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