Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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