note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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