I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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