I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
