OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You were trust falling into bushes
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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