Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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