He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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