Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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