4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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