why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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