What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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