You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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