I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
