I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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