Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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