Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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I need to calm my uterus...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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