Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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