is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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