ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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