So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed