Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.