Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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