This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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