hotel room ftw
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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