HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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