A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What drink are we having for lunch?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I didn't notice because vodka
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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