somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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