this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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