I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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