I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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