Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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