Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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