I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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