Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
God I need to hump something, right now.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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