1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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