How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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