Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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