I just made out with a guy for $7.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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