You're completely useless in the revolution.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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