Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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