so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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