is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
