You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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