what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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