Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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