just come out here and I will go home with you...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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