glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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